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Wednesday, September 11, 2024

No paws in corndog zinger

  

Venezuela on steroids, maduro 

Snacks on his cat burger 

Dim don dug up from pet cemetery in Springfield

They hit a gusher 

The biggest oil in his story of biblical oil 

It stopped the baby killing democrats 

In their abortive trance

Ten months old fetuses back to voting after their umbilicals sorted out 

Hulk hogan a cabinet of one 

His sweat on trump's lips from all those blow jobs 

Seeking a higher commission than musk 

No one said god bless our sponsors

Climate change blew past both 

In a nanosecond as trump rolled his eye 

And sought a teleprompt from the implant 

A tiny crowd fled the debate 

Devil tail between 300 pound legs 

It's a photo opportunity the biggest in the world times the world 

The scribble penultimate pet 

Went down the drain, throw Don a lifeline 

Bankrupt but selling bibles 

Can't buy the election but it'll rent more proud boys to suck 

The grease off his cells bars 

Quit fondling the strongman told dim don 

That's my black job 

I hung my flag inside out on my hate 

Pole polls scream from the top of my wingtips 

Too big to flail 

The jumbo fascism stuck on the runway 

To say it again venezuela on steering void 

Can you see yo self GOP

Let's mop the floor s'more 


You bought in whole hog what Putin fed piss  

There's a spot you missed 

 

Run don jump fetch 

Wag the burger tail, yo fried brain madcow tirade kvetch 


Can the oligarch handle their lawless slop

Grab the bucket by its pie hole full stop 


Injecting bleach don't sterilize stupid 

Venting ammonia deserve no bleacher  vapid


Clean the rally stall Hercules it crap right and far right 

There's no paws in the corndog bite 


Dip in mustard tan that's a Herculean task

Hydra headed lies grow out the GOP mask


Matt gaetz got his tweens waiting in the jet 

Florida eats it's vixen trafficked pets 


Victor orban on the toilet going thru our papers 

It a lending liebury judge cannon caper 


Get a mop spread it around the commissary 

Undocumented documents documentary unsanitary 

 

It's over the GOP head project 2025 

DeSatan is pawning fawning Nikki Haley hide 


Wear it MAGA leech its guts left a trail 

Can't hide your Putin petness sleeves grail 

 

Watch party at the gun store get a candy intermission 

Utter sickness perverse profiteering bigot session 


Turd times the charm, that down the clogged sink 

Call yo GOP plumber have a lethe lethal drink 


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Be the fulcrum not a smidge 

Don't hide yo mite neath the fridge 

I can see by starlink off my populist ridge

Fudge maker pudding fudging money hid 


Appeal the banana slippery slope 

Away to various bunkers Archie Trump elope 

Meathead foil don't serve a complimentary position 

Wrap up protections and SCOTUS expansion 


Bloomberg melting lift all their yacht 

They mine Greenland all bets made on the spot 

Usual suspects sheik hands ground zero 

It deja vous all the fellas Nero  

It's making a funny sound 

Please take a look 

It may be a belt from running full tilt 

I gassed it in Kiev on the way to Gaza 

Stalled out here at wall street plaza 

I crawled under didn't spy nuthin off 

Just a hung jury jury rigged hung 

That baling wire and duct tape 

The republic crawls all fours then walks with a fraud diploma 

What's that smoke from the manual

Just some corrections then fire it up 

Good to go (  think we already done goed 


 















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