king's teeth 1674 no crown

how were Jon le Bon's teeth? How about Count Egmont's teeth?
the teeth of the D'lannoys
the teeth of the Schermerhorns?
the teeth of the west indies boat captains named Bludgud?
or their viking forbearers, the blotgodi?
how were the teeth of the Palatine germans
        adopted by Queen Anne or whoever owned them?
how were the teeth of the Margraves and Schepens and Schouts?

much much worse than mine,\

and they married Queens, Consorts, and daughters of Amazons.

my tooth has nothing to do with sweets, more to do
with acetic acid and a nasty bump from
cutting firewood in swale canyon in 1997 making the root go half
bad and turning it grey colored, and dentists have
begged to pull it for years but i still USE it

to keep away the fake folks
to screen the yuppies and facade riven fools
to chew pizza, too