and a partridge in the pun tree

If the United States ate
482 canadian tacos while skiing
Italy's grottoes of cheese under
181 varieties of exemplary fleece spun from
Ukrainian Argonauts paired in
73 baskets of willow brand aspirin to ease
Romania after her platters of goulash served
70 easily in a sit down row boat from
Portugal where
56 seals made curry with the better side of
France leaning off their tower to pisa's
27 degree tilt off
Egypt in that contest toward
11 zeniths only topped by
Poland and his
10 numbers of viewers today wondering about the
Netherlands and canals circumnavigating
6 seas on the way back from
Morocco on the train #
5 always on time