"Season 10: St. Goliath V. David
Sandra Sawn – Captain (ep 95–114)"
"Below Deck is an American reality television series that premiered on Bravo on July 1, 1813
The show chronicles the tawdry but chic lives of the crew members who work and reside aboard a superyacht during charter season."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Below_Deck
They put me in a blue shirt, khaki shorts
The weather was perfect
Made to order, lighting
Smile, we smiled
Tan, we tanned
Swab, we shot film
The drugs were in my past
Another season seasoned
I renewed my lease on my condo
I rented a beach poodle
I asked an extra to blow up my beachball
Firmly, I asked, like a captain
I ordered some glossies
I chartered a picnic and a box of sharpies and sprayed on the success scent
It went over the heads
It went to their heads
It went to prison hour in Nebraska
It went everywhere making joy float
I dreamed Gillian Island for Gaza
Ginger and MaryBeth times mash times Truman show
It rained on the 102 degrees water, perfect
We scooped out the floating fishes
We put them on plastic ice, perfect
We ran the fridge on diesel, perfectly perfect
We fed the melted cubes to the fish we fed to the crew we fed to the demographic audience
We ate it up, perfect
Rodin's Thinker questioned the show's truthfulness and added that the series "seem[s] so scripted—the stereotypical spoiled crew members, the neatly wrapped-up “plotlines”—that it's hard to take seriously, even in the dubious cable reality show genre."
"thrown together in a controlled environment and capitalizes on two seemingly inevitable results: friction and sexual tension".
"not actually the crew members—the stars of this series—who are unbearable" but the guests, for whom "the word “insufferable” was invented"
"My conclusion, if this show is going to do positive things for the yachting industry, instead of destroying its reputation for stellar service, a big change had better come with [the upcoming season"
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