"Antlers strapped to a wing and too much moose meat on board"
Chicken thighs taped to his breasts
Lobster claws stapled to the soles
Gerbil cheeks glued to the inner ear
Shark skin underwear
Armadillo bone dentures
Jaguar tongue relish on cuttlefish toast for sacrament
A whale head blocking the rear view mirror
A donkey phallus vice president
Ivory freshly hacked dripping the hot air balloon map soggy illegible
Dolphin flippers car cup inserts
Rattlesnake spine tiara eyeglasses
Rhino horn breakfast enema
What could go wrong tea leaves on my aviator glacier glasses from exxon-dupont
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