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 Biden’s comments quickly sent oil prices soaring. 

Biden’s comments quickly sent oil prices soaring. 

Biden’s comments quickly sent oil prices soaring. 

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How will the Uvalde police afford to keep their squad cars idling?  

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Melania comments quickly sent abortion prices soaring.  

Melania comments quickly sent abortion prices soaring.  

Melania comments quickly sent abortion prices soaring.  

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Vance comments quickly sent dodo prices soaring.  Good eatin'.  

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Israel's foreign minister announced Wednesday that U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres has been declared "persona non grata" and barred from entering Israel. 

Gaza is persona non-Gazaed. 

 

"This is an Israel-hating Secretary-General, who gives support to terrorists," Biden's duck said. 

 The foreign minister expressed frustration that Guterres "lends support to terrorists, rapists, and murderers, and Melania." 

Dodo.