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Friday, June 20, 2025

tidbit teasers (2017)

 tidbit teaser



rabbit rode out on a train to meet the mallard delgates

there by the Of Course Lake

near a colosseum made of mallard wishbones

and wattle and daub assorted-styrofoam boat seats

they were convening to party like mockstar

quite frankly, and share grog of peat juice

their favorite coloboration

selling well in liverpool and quebec too

when along came fox in his auto mobile

wearing a scrappy smirk and a bib

"hey fellahs need a lift"

"quack off and bite my long ears" they told Fox

he puttered off over a cliff with no impact

and rabbit and mallard entered the great colosseum

filled with giant carrot sculptures and lilly pad sofas

it was a rollicking good party

they wagered and indian leg wrestled sealed handshakes in spit and hugged,

it was a partnership of groggy prominence

and unstoppable sales potential. at the end

rabbit hopped off home under the grounds of a thousand trees

and mallard took wing with hundreds of others

to galaxies of water and nibble fish and even muskrat

                                                              is nice on thursdays 


* * *  


tiny leopards do enormous leaps off an endless tree

they land so softly the ground signs a check

to mother nature, gravity makes marble dust freeze in time

                                                                    tiny leopards do that. 


* * * 


mice do their business down by the baseboard

under the sink and lick the dripwater and

do harvest dances wearing the regalia of their ancestors

and hold sunday school with free lunches and boxes of bellyjeans

mice form unions mice go sing bawdy songs mice

                                                             mice mice mice 


* * * 


terminator the worm gnawed a hole

thru the gas can and went to bed over a painted lovely sponge

there was moonlight thru the rustholes

he could hear cricket playing fiddle down in the bog

he could see the shadow of egret

he could be more still than an unrustable love

he could hope to go visit the full moon of no fear

or grow some wings if he was that kind of worm

and not the intergalactic robot kind

sent here to run for office, very slowly, and only

by rolling there in an okie-gypsy can 


* * * 


recall ye the salty old sailor and his unspeakable prowess

on the seas of most of his life never barfing

only barking orders thru waves of sloshy ocean stuff

at men men men used to taking it

with a smile and splinter remedy of octopi tears

they were setting net for the

gold mermaids however politically wrong that may seem now

recall the salty old sailor was a classic jerk

with insatiable prowess of which the gold mermaid

reluctantly and nervously dealt with

by stealing his sardines

what they were good at was ship wreck hoards, so

the salty sailor would sign them up

for the tycoons on land too busy with hunting or war or football

who would escort the mermaids in their own

submersibles of fortune hunting caricatures

the salty sailor wanted nothing to do with anything but the

sea, but ya gots to pay the piper he says and

the accordions go wild and stupid stunts land blows

they sleep like dogs in a pile of rocking boat water

mermaids prefer to swim alongside,

telling their romantic tales and warning of octopi fans

in the mall and around strange sturgeons

but the salty sailor he has told them the nightmare to boil ya in shivers

                                                                                 make yer eyelids go peely

                                                                  have ya a blister on the nose from

                                                   laughting up a tornado of slobber

                        while learning ya the betters

if ya'd only soak it in 

( thats a tough sell) but nature makes it. 



* * * 



they were tweenage minks, looking for trouble in rainbow land

they had a truck of hot candy at the ballgame

they sold it for a thousand gazillion double helix sand dollars

they bought mink coats for their friends

everyone was their friend

they all looked like

successful

minks, as you can imagine. slender, regal, and bathed in rainbows

they made music videos, they got old and wrinkled,

they became philosophers and said really odd things

but the rainbows had permanently colored their eyes

they were So Beautiful

that is why they became President. 





2017

From,  stories for d'arte kids

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