Yam Sayeth

  

 "yam am considering taking Three Billion Dollars of Grant Money away from  

a very antisemitic Harvard,  

and giving it to TRADE SCHOOLS all across our land. " 

All those semitic trade schools in texas, louisiana, montana, arizona. 

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"Trump takes credit for the US hosting the 2026 Fifa soccer World Cup (alongside Canada and Mexico) and the 2028 Summer Olympics.

“We have the World Cup and we have the Olympics,” he says during his Memorial Day speech at Arlington National Cemetery.

“I have everything. Amazing, the way things work out.  

God did that – I believe that,” he says. 

God adores sports. Children, babies, women, civilians not so much.  

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"The boom in octopus catches  

began to be seen in March in east Cornwall and Devon – 

 as sea temperatures rose.

 by between 2C and 4C .

above average spring temperatures." 

God, yam, or BP?  

"managing director of Brixham Trawler Agents, said 36 tonnes of octopus came through the market on Thursday – compared with about 200kg this time last year." 

"It’s down to climate change because it’s only this year that they’ve been here,” he said."  

 

"not everyone in the UK industry is pleased. There was some tension among fishers specialising in crab and lobster when they discovered the octopuses entering the pots and eating the shellfish inside."

"The yamopus– which has nine brains and three hearts – uses its beak to break the crab or lobster shell.  

It then injects enzymes that help dissolve the meat before sucking it out."  

 It's all sport.

"What's this ilk." .

"As human-induced climate breakdown continues to raise global temperatures, the frequency of marine heatwaves is increasing, with the UK being subjected to spikes in sea temperature more frequently."

Say it isn't so, or you're fired and family deported to South Sudan. 

"medium to large octopuses that could grow up to 1.3 metres in length  

and were “very intelligent animals”. 

Were, as in once before harvesting. 

Fishing trade schools, no puns, boss?