bloody town crier

   

"In Goslar, Germany, a crier was employed to remind the local populace not to urinate or defecate in the river the day before water was drawn for brewing beer." 

I'm might adept at semi proclivities 

Leaning toward falling into big life cavities

My sweet tooth it a siren

Lash me to the mast I'll Houdini my ass free since they hiring

From a cleaner past 

Five seconds rule pop it in mouth 

My speech bubble puke can't escape the semi south 

OK a good place to get raised on a cross dare

So move to kansas toto it's semi north square 

That fucking panhandle what's up oilymandered 

Add it to texas maybe get breeding pandas 

China get tibet not too late 

Fluff up a pillar of colonial states  

Hitchhiking semi slow it's the body inflation 

Priced outta iceberg lettuce gotta eat the old nation 

I use my semi molars and incisors morals too 

To full to swallow what the potlatch grew 

My glass half empty but not my tennis shoe

Blood and pus tops it off and hangnails glue 

Leap the gauntlet over tigers 

Fed on frozen fire 

Nanny nanny poo poo  

Apply for bloody town crier 

The Brits ain't coming neither France nor Spain 

Set places for Hungary and Serbia bring the purple bulgar grain 

Front and center an apple on the head 

George Washington William Tell dread 

Wig out the foundering father

And sleepy cotton mather the undergrad railroad 

Hide the Honduran semi bad 

They wanted better lives 

Found em in college 

Semi American if I'm not mistaken and forsaken 

So they're semi taken 

Where's the camp it a handmaiden store 

All the pretty ones first to go 

More than dubious the master cock impervious 

Put fox news idiots to roundup the curious 

Two eyes why for you only need a single 

Semi blind and fluoridated what more 

Man that panhandle piping gas hot 

Gonna blow cement the hole 

Semi single semi scream semi hush yer droll role