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Friday, November 24, 2023

Grease monkey

 "I'm gonna beat up some homeless people...." And run my mouth wearing my company jacket, alongside my nicer buddy also wearing his company coat. Great advertising, easy fix. 

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Grease monkey hearse rehearsal 

Flunktard calibration stupefaction

Caliper hijinks cerebral entropy 

That's the soused louse 

 

Banana squeal tired of breath 

Wheezing repartee over his head 

Misled by self, found in salvage 

Mishmash baldheaded corporate serf 


Inadequate on every level 

Overcompensating offskew moron 

Bitch damaged elbow dragging knuckles 

Unable to asswipe his shadow 


What's the effects on a turd embellished

Same hot dog Pennzoil relushed 

Gonna flame easy so greasy it makes the boots tremble  


Walk away like always 

Or stay here in never  

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