Go out of your way to be nice 

It's a steeplechase 

Watch out for the soffet 

That's the wasps den 

Gotta turn the other cheeky 

Cheek cheek and eat that peanut butter lest the lippy lip flap 

Don't take that sophist advice 

Best be the vice 

Bob Barker their nuts when you hurdle the moat spin the clickey wheel 

Bend down and say hello 

I'm taller but only cuz you're six feet under, 

Go short on courage 

Hide in their aprons that's ginger and spice 

Napping under the sofa eating tofu what we should do soaks up all surrounding 

Go out of your way 

Take off the flip flops 

Drop some LSD hug a tree 

Nicely done give thanks we didn't hatch from silver banks 

Moms did it, mostly or they tried or they didn't but that's all dad's fault 

Going over the hell an extra mile leap the anthill you'll land just dandy 

With an egg carton cap 

And that quantum map for loafers won't stub you toe just 

Be 

Nice. 

(SE PDX.)