Equiknocks

 I got the stolen bike snooze, 

Chained to hues blue 

Now I hoof it, chartered

Sidewalk cruise 

You have a borrowed riff raff,

Falstaff in the bath 

Wanna be muddy water 

Not a melody squatter 

A con etiquette yank 

FU Chet Hanks, ringaround yer collar, proud boy waller 

Con Ye even weaker than

Most whiteteash tweakers 

Sumfin soup, maybe shark or snail 

If snails had trails o wait they prevail 

It smears to datwitter with witless insouisance 

Being dumbass yer only insurance, expired 

As tracks yuhdrase 

If they didn't nap yo face

Equiknocks 

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