Dorothy Champlin Would've

Grandma Dorothy would spank your bratty asses you bratty assed snots 

greed fed ticks

over privileged worms 

bottom feeding whitecollar grifters 

grandma dorothy would frown and pray you had a case of rashes to parade you in sunday school 

for your own good. do yo need to talk? tell Grandma on the fracking doll where you're fracking your cousin 

grandma Dorothy would blanch at your bald fraud grown into full fascist infancy under her luminous maiden name Champlin