Scouting Stillwater

Why is Matt Damon in stillwater
At an art gallery downtown
With an OSU professor
It's film related OK
Let's surmise

EW Marland
HH Champlin
Jim Thorpe
Will Rogers
Woody Guthrie
Garth Brooks

Well, they don't paint
Unless you count Woody when
He was a sign painter

Maybe it's about tornadoes
Or fracking
Or Pistol Pete
Or Sonic
Or how parking meters were invented

Maybe he's just looking for
Locations to film
I bet it's about t Boone Pickens
I bet it's about EW Marland cuz
There's already a script
With Weinstein
I bet it's about 67 Indian tribes
I hope it's about Jim Thorpe
Time traveling as an Avenger

Or Will Rogers
That'd be politically astute
To reclaim Payne county
As a blue bastion
Of democracy in a sea of Red loons.


(Chris Terrio
 received his master's degree from the USC )