remove the splinter from iraq

how do we get american troops out of iraq? how do we extricate our citizens from an illegal war started by draftdodging criminals of many shades and persuasions? an answer came to me as i was working on restoring the floor of my victorian home. actually, a quarter inch long splinter offered an apt parallel. the splinter didn't hurt much going in, nor did it for the first 24 hours it remained lodged in my finger. today, it hurt. i elected to use the tweezers...oh the joy.


what is the head of the splinter of iraq....not rumsfeld. bush! pull from the head, just like one does with a tick, with a twist. bush& co. don't want american troops to EVER leave iraq. he won't like being impeached either, but tweezers....do yer job.

impeachin time

well you smarmy democrats, what'll you do now? impeach impeach impeach!

thinker

forrest bloodgood, civil war stud

this proves my parents were totally nutso....named for two opposing forces!

burn the bridges, rebuild the bridges, rape the livestock....what's new! irock.

check the whiskeypedia link:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brentwood

forestopines, home far away

for
rest. how many r u need to spell my name correctamente?

if only you guise had mixed my fiddle bueno in the alabama trust! the notes are there!

and darrin, er darryl....harlows lullabye is one great song, even if hittin those vocal peaks these daze is like driving on yer rims thru a volcano.

jackstraw rocks!

countin coup on fingers two

see me at my best, see me at my worst
whats to come if i've a choice will surely be a first

no need repeatin, nor lame retreatin
countin' coup is like gum on a shoe we all take beatin

and stuck underfoot's the trail of tears
of miles that shred and rivers fed of salty grindin gears

that focus gaze upon the grail
rollin earth, sky of peace, and bonds beyond bail

for at my least i'm a cultured beast
upon his story we verily feast

indentured to rhyme for this brief time,
enslaved to form to serve the norm which is a legal crime

even at my peak an even keel and a fairish deal
shall hull this craft beyond repeal

to venture seize, touch the base, plant flags of poems
and hatch the artifice beneath the dome

dis poor portion ate

disporportionate empathy based on ethnicity
levels the virtual city, wielding

the ax of peace i yield to the doves of war
apartment hoarders, border boarders, fodder portals,
sheltered senses relent to crumbled defences

strong neighbors make good fences

pick the foodpacket cue
if you get a clue
when it's due

dismiss inadvertent statements inflame cold
war gasses massed on
virtual extinction, civilians predict

melgoblin's passions, holy terror-itories
co-munitions of yanks-n-tories
obliterated of rationed sanctimonies

bring me the head of a baptist
&i'll trade ya the balls of a zoroastrian
we'll wed water and fired in religioned crucibles

taking blindsides with a grin
giving blankets poxed with chagrin
who let all these terrorists in? pilgrim's

gory thanksglory hoards the whole
monotony board, walk past gogh and collect
yer dough for hotels in beirut

fetch less than in huts in connect-the-cut
chopping the trees before we flee
limbs lopped cradles dropped hush hush baby

doncha breed cuz uncle sam gunna lease
you a mockinbird to flock
over ubiquitous battlefields, predator

drones for when you feel alone
eye in sky casting the die
covering the livid with lye

motif

i pluck from yer eye
that which re
-motely resembles myself exasperated

ulterior motives incise
decisions, interior motifs externalize
the decider

poster
-ior motives blindside backsides runnin
from the fight-or-flight
response; no plane decisions

for those on fixed winged budgets
broadsiding homeplate slides,
stagnant peace glides,

lies, embredded
with sighs

lotsa fresh kitties!

our cat had 6 kittens this afternoon. four blackish and two whitish. we call dad romeo, he's got crusty battle fur and lurks about our home from time to time. my kids are tickled pink.

hello, all you strangers out there who couldn't care less.

pro-life/prolific. ru486 feline beeline for the mackerel welfare. not us! our cats be coveted, gentled by the hands of angels.

You have new Picture Mail!

commiepost

sprung dust

patina/time

apostrophe S

hopp cent

the center of it all

eagle cave painting

crease

cool

spring near deschutes river

negative

ice crisp

BUSH TREADS STILLWATER, COWBOYS AND TONTO

i had to chuckle when i heard that el prezidente was attempting to speak in my hometown, stillwater. he, his daddy, and nixon are the only prezs to have visited oklahoma state....keep it in the family, right! and what does he talk about but what fine prospects there are for new job seekers...that poor shmuck. he's a wannabe cowboy, an east coast floosey! while porter goss is getting canned, bush takes refuge in red state graduation ceremonies....hhmmm. and check out this blurb:

"Science offers the prospect of eventual cures for terrible diseases and temptations to manipulate life and violate human dignity," Bush said during commencement exercises at Oklahoma State University. "With the Internet, you can communicate instantly with someone halfway across the world and isolate yourself from your family and your neighbors."

TEMPTATIONS TO VIOLATE HUMAN DIGNITY!

MR. oxyMORONic votes fer yer undoin pronto......TONTO!

You have new Picture Mail!

collusion insuance, ha. ha. ha.

anyone know where i can get collusion insurance?

for the farkin gipper! eat shabooboo.

the hundred and seven year old home spoke the breath
refused by the mountain, thru the infintesible discrepancies accompanying
the quote regurgitate unquote major problems afflicting marginal
communication

borne out by the candles wicked with sinewed ligaments of yak
the wealth of wealth is the subcutaceous anomaly we'd rather chase
than abruptly have slapped between our dueling sandwich halves
&havenots can form a cue at the dumbatierium

i will not lose this thread
the square headed nail in his own day had a mission
the fool(hardy) mission of the wisdumb teeth orogenies glacial
promenade

igneous steam. two feet of water in flakeform at 1000feet. captain
gray set his ship at about 80feet above sea level. and
the sealions made it past the million buck steel chastity belt
to "protect" the salmon

expenditure dentures a dozen a dirty dime
thrice the truce in double the slime
mammoths gallivanting, lemmings hyperventilating
shin bangs and door slides exult the cult of fractures
retrACTED unto abysmal statures

waterspam

water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water spam water water water water water water water water water water water water water water water. water.

hit,screwed around, and frustrated! but ok...

wouldn't you know it....my NEW CAR was hit by another driver.

at 60-70 mph, passing us on the left as we made a left turn! he smashed into the driverside passenger door with isis and mesa in their carseats. it all happened in a flash. thank GOODNESS no one was "hurt" although i still have a little bruise on my cheek from the airbag.

now i am dealing with insurance wonks and it is very frustrating.

at this point, i am hating USAA. their driver got a citation for hitting us and he admits being at fault, yet they stall and stall on taking responsibility.

well screw them...and if YOU need an insurance company, think thrice before putting your money, life, and safety in the hands of USAA.

their bottom line has a dotted morality one could drive a camel thru!

new hybrid rig!

i got a new car! a NEW new car, a honda civic hybrid. it rocks! but it doesn't SUCK gas nor BLOW smog. it cost an arm, but not an arm and a leg. my legs are fully treaded and rarin' to go....travel.

look out america. bloggod shall be silently whizzin thru yer neighborhoods soon....taking photos, selling jewelry, visiting friends and family.

checking the pulse of the country.

in a car under extreme warranty! yeehaw.