Wednesday, June 29, 2022

Boise Betsy Johnson

  

"I just told the New York Times that our beautiful City of Roses was turning into the ‘city of roaches’. 

“Now, unbelievably, the forces of ‘Tent City Tina’ and some woke professor from Portland State are attempting to manufacture false outrage.  

My comment was about trash — not people "  

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Trashy Betsy tries Trump speak. 


How dare you insinuate that I'm a born-wealthy NRA plop of Phil Knight excrement hiding behind wall sized glasses to hold my jowls from needing a bra made of steel meshing. 


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"Portland does not actually have a cockroach problem." 


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Monday, June 27, 2022

Gavoted Democrat

 Go vote yourself a life jacket, drowned children.


Go vote yourself a bandaid, splotch by the drinking fountain.

Go vote yourself a bite of food, homeless guy.

November is nigh. 



"The term gavotte for a lively dance originated in the 1690s from Old Provençal gavoto (mountaineer's dance) from gavot, a local name for an Alpine resident, said to mean literally  

"boor", "glutton", from gaver (to stuff, force-feed poultry) 

 from Old Provençal gava (crop). The word is cognate to French gavache  

(coward, dastard"

Tuesday, June 21, 2022

E Fer

 Ya get an E fer effort, that fort atop the twig  

A for atoned, a tone notto

B for being besides a C 

D cider halfwit blended what the F for.


Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Forestmostly

 Sleep is a mixed bag, what with headlightless  dirt bikes doing wheelies at 4am upn down the neighborhood 

Breaking the monotony of gunfire, gunfire, more funtire 

After stepping in dogshit, I awaken 12 hours later to a dog shitting near my bed under the redwood, with me in bed 

Some semblances of silence assuredly assimilate my unsanctimonious nest 

Screeching hawk runs from the crowboys harried in the fearless canopy, thud drops the rat a mere ten feet from my bed unpeopled 

It all happened just like that, first& forestmostly unimportant