achille's jockstrap: nothing to hold up.
odysseus's siren: hear nothing see nothing do nothing sign bill.
hercules's agean stable: muck out the elephant stalls for some donkey crud.
zeus's leda: swan song for mcpalin.
oedipus's rex: kill the constitution and marry the bible.
the trojan's horse: a maven maverick.
classics most would ignore with a wink and a rip van winkle nod.
why censor the classics, google?