this is a post
this is a communication
this is a spit in the wind
this is a barf in the trough
this is a grasp at the infernal
this is a sleight of hand
this is a pooch on a walk
this is a country on mental vacation
this is my gift to taunt the tawdry
this is a peach that is all pit
this is going nowhere fast dont you see
this is a freak of natural inflection
this is a duck that bites
this is an outpost on the fringe of the fridge
what do you care mr robot
go plug in yer missus and portend we never mattered